A is for Artie, soaked clean through with gas
B is for Bobby, who didn’t get a laugh
C is for Carter, who still drives a bus
D is for Dexter, who squished me too much
E is for Eddie, his house was a sty
F is for Frankie, who couldn’t tell a lie
G is for Gerald, who bit off his toe
H is for Herald, whose bottom did show
I is for Iggy, a thief who went broke
J is for Johnny, who drank only Coke
K is for Kevin, who couldn’t stop the petting
L is for Lellan, who did the blood-letting
M is for Michael, sure he wrote the bible
N is for Nigel, arrested for libel
O is for Otto, he can’t taste a thing
P is for Pablo, who thought he was king
Q is for Quiggley, still stuck to a tree
R is for Ridley, who looks just like me
S is for Sammy, he’s now the new Pope
T is for Tommy, with necklace of rope
U is for Urkel, who’s big as a barn
V is for Virgil, who just bought the farm
W is for Westies, he felt like a sock
X is for Xeries, who’s dumb as a rock
Y is for Yoyo, who keeps coming back
Z is for Zorro, whose engine is cracked
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